imagine being able to put adfly links to unfollow buttons
i’d make $0 bc no one would ever click unfollow
when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”
bring back the nostalgia: [2/3] protagonists
Weep for yourself my man, you’ll never be what is in your heart
Weep, little lion man, you’re not as brave as you were at the start
Tremble for yourself my man you know that you have seen this all before
Tremble, little lion man you’ll never settle any of your scores
Client: My fiancé and I are unhappy with the engagement photos you sent us.
Me: What’s wrong with them?
Client: We’re wearing sweat pants in them!
Me: But that’s what you wore to the shoot. I asked you on the day if you wanted to change into something more appropriate and you said no.